Someone so hideously disgusting that they can only occupy dark wet areas in the bowels of large water-going craft. They are a tremendous nuisance and have a habit of riddling anyone who may come near them. The price of answering one of their riddles wrong is performing a sexual favor for the Bilge Troll.
Man, I ran into this super hot chick on the cruise I went on but we came across a Bilge Troll on our way to my room. Unfortunately, I answered wrong and... lets just say I don't think I'll be having sex again any time soon.
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look at that bilge monkey, he has salt and motor oil in his dreadlocks. someone should give him a bath
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