billed it.

It is the word used to describe the complete and utter failure of any activity performed by someone trying too hard to be "cool".
The act is usually followed by slight ridicule and the chanting of the word every time that person tries to speak, for a short time.

"Hey guys, Rudi just tried to give me shit advice and totally billed it."

"But my mum liked it when i gave it to her last nigh..."

"Billed it."

"But i..."

"BILLED IT!!!"

by loy411 December 23, 2012

Duck-Billed Platypus

When one gets a girl off with their chin, giving a girl an orgasm with the use of your chin.

See also, Hairy Platypus

After the date, I took the girl back to my place and gave her a duck-billed platypus, and she liked it.

by platCHypus November 23, 2009

Billed the Intern

The past-tense form of saying that there was an "extramarital affair". Likewise, when someone learns that another person Billed the Intern they can say that they "Found the Little Blue Dress".

I felt sorry for the watercooler, it had to listen to rumors about how Jack Billed the Intern on Saturday.

by Sid Barrett January 17, 2008

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker

The next target for legions of bull-necked peckerwoods in the Arkansas outback.

Bubba is gonna shoot him a Ivory-Billed Woodpecker, now that the TV gone an' told him where it lives.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

billed

to be left alnoe, by yourself, when a group of people or persons leave you, to be on your bill

James was billed when his friends left him alone to play football

by Phil Douglas April 28, 2006

Moe Billed

insult (being Moe Billed)

Bitch you just got Moe Billed

by supercowhairs February 26, 2009

Orange Billed Quack Quack

A rare variant of an Oystercatcher bird, native to Teignmouth in Devon, UK. Can be distinguished by darker chest feathers than other variants. Numbers are now limited to 8 breeding pairs since a large flock landed on the Teignmouth Rugby Club pitch on a Thursday afternoon and were eaten by the Aldworth brothers before training.

That there’s an Orange Billed Quack Quack. Not many of they left now.

by KevTheBrock February 20, 2018