Big schlong loadout

The act of organising or executing a delivery with military precision

Hey did you see that guy craig load that drop deck for frank, that was a big schlong loadout

by Halcon July 29, 2023

Big long schlong

A big fat cock and balls

I stuck my Big Long Schlong in her asshole

Hey bro did you see Jeremy's big long shlong in the locker room the other day?

It was almost as big as uncle Eddy!

by Yourdadymom May 6, 2021

big nigga schlong

A penis bigger than the avarage african male's.

Dis niBBa got a big nigga schlong!

by minileraan January 11, 2018

Big Long Schlong Club

An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."

The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.

As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.

"Hey Trish have you heard?"

"Heard what chad?"

"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."

"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"

by MurderDuck May 28, 2022

kermits.bigshlong

The meme page with the largest shlong in existence and is doing your mom with that shlong. They will also supply weed to you and are the sweetest person ever with EXQUISITE taste in music. They are also unnecessarily hilarious.

If your mom is a milf she's probably had seggs with kermits.bigshlong

by meme template fairy 🧚 July 1, 2021

bishlong

a two headed penis monster

The bishlong popped out of the door and scared me.

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

BigShlong69

Justin Bieber's sex slave who makes homestyle beans on tuesday mornings right before his seduction classes. He also kills at directing yoga porn. He was also a main character in the upcoming "Tosticleman Adventures."

Guy 1: Loved the new Auschwitz build in that new roblox music video!

Guy 2: Yeah, BigShlong69 has a knack for shit like that lmao

by Tosticleman August 7, 2019