(Sorry ladies, but I had to post this...)
The Brigade is a secret held only by women and the actual male members of the Big Penis Brigade. The Brigade was founded to provide women with sexual satisfaction. The Brigade can only be found at "women only" parties.
When women get together for Girls Night, Hen Night and bachelorette parties, you can guarantee that the "Big Penis Brigade" will be in attendance undeterred by the "No Men Allowed" rules. In fact, the Brigade is often invited by the ladies in the party.
The men who are members of the Brigade are known for their good looks, sexual stamina and of course, their extremely large penises.
While attending these "Women Only" parties, the Brigade has sex with every woman at the party. Yes even the ugly ones... Every woman has sex at least 2x and usually with a different member of the Brigade. Some of the women has sex with every member, but this is very rare occurrence because of most women cannot handle the sheer amount of sex that the Brigade can provide.
So when your wife/girlfriend returns home happy and refreshed from a "Women Only" party, you will know that she spent some quality time with the Big Penis Brigade.
(Sorry ladies, but I had to post this)
The Brigade is a secret held only by women and the actual male members of the Big Penis Brigade. The Brigade was founded to provide women with sexual satisfaction. The Brigade can only be found at "women only" parties.
When women get together for Girls Night, Hen Night and bachelorette parties, you can guarantee that the "Big Penis Brigade" will be in attendance undeterred by the "No Men Allowed" rules. In fact, the Brigade is often invited by the ladies in the party.
The men who are members of the Brigade are known for their good looks, sexual stamina and of course, their extremely large penises.
While attending these "Women Only" parties, the Brigade has sex with every woman at the party. Yes even the ugly ones... Every woman has sex at least 2x and usually with a different member of the Brigade. Some of the women has sex with every member, but this is very rare occurrence because of most women cannot handle the sheer amount of sex that the Brigade can provide.
So when your wife/girlfriend returns home happy and refreshed from a "Women Only" party, you will know that she spent some quality time with the Big Penis Brigade.
(Sorry ladies, but I had to post this)
Jen: Hi Lisa, thanks for coming to my "Wine, Women and Whine" party.
Lisa: I'm glad to be here. So when is the Big Penis Brigade expected to arrive?
Jen: They should be here shortly. Here, have a drink. The drink should help you loosen up.
Lisa: I'm glad to be here. So when is the Big Penis Brigade expected to arrive?
Jen: They should be here shortly. Here, have a drink. The drink should help you loosen up.
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Sam: "How the hell does Ying get all the girls? He can't have more than four inches!"
Joe: "Cocky bastard knows how it's done, I guess. Wish he'd teach us something... No homo!"
Sam: "Haha, 'no homo' indeed! I still say you need a big penis."
Joe: "Aaaaand that's why you're still a virgin."
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Joe: "Cocky bastard knows how it's done, I guess. Wish he'd teach us something... No homo!"
Sam: "Haha, 'no homo' indeed! I still say you need a big penis."
Joe: "Aaaaand that's why you're still a virgin."
Sam: "Shaddap."
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