1. Scenario : Two lads preparing to play a popular football computer game.
" Before I beat you senseless, I need to skin up "
" I think you're mistaken, for it is I who will be doing the beating. Just like i did last night, but this time i wont need my spank paddle or your mum. How much you got left? "
" Enough for one and a bit. Can get more as soon as your bird pays me for the special services I gave her while you were with my mum. How 'bout you?"
" Same. "
" Fuck it! Lets just put 'em together and make a BIG FATTY BOOM BATTY. "
" Nice. "
" No, what's nice is my new sheep skin carpet. Have you felt how soft it is? "
" Not yet, but I was planning on wiping my arse with it later.
" Before I beat you senseless, I need to skin up "
" I think you're mistaken, for it is I who will be doing the beating. Just like i did last night, but this time i wont need my spank paddle or your mum. How much you got left? "
" Enough for one and a bit. Can get more as soon as your bird pays me for the special services I gave her while you were with my mum. How 'bout you?"
" Same. "
" Fuck it! Lets just put 'em together and make a BIG FATTY BOOM BATTY. "
" Nice. "
" No, what's nice is my new sheep skin carpet. Have you felt how soft it is? "
" Not yet, but I was planning on wiping my arse with it later.
by Mr.E.Man January 16, 2007
Get the big fatty boom battymug. 1. Scenario : Two lads preparing to play a popular football computer game.
" Before I beat you senseless, I need to skin up "
" I think you're mistaken, for it is I who will be doing the beating. Just like i did last night, but this time i wont need my spank paddle or your mum. How much you got left? "
" Enough for one and a bit. Can get more as soon as your bird pays me for the special services I gave her while you were with my mum. How 'bout you?"
" Same. "
" Fuck it! Lets just put 'em together and make a BIG FATTY BOOM BATTY. "
" Nice. "
" No, what's nice is my new sheep skin carpet. Have you felt how soft it is? "
" Not yet, but I was planning on wiping my arse with it later. "
" Before I beat you senseless, I need to skin up "
" I think you're mistaken, for it is I who will be doing the beating. Just like i did last night, but this time i wont need my spank paddle or your mum. How much you got left? "
" Enough for one and a bit. Can get more as soon as your bird pays me for the special services I gave her while you were with my mum. How 'bout you?"
" Same. "
" Fuck it! Lets just put 'em together and make a BIG FATTY BOOM BATTY. "
" Nice. "
" No, what's nice is my new sheep skin carpet. Have you felt how soft it is? "
" Not yet, but I was planning on wiping my arse with it later. "
by Mr.E.Man December 10, 2008
Get the big fatty boom battymug. by Liv4them0ment5 January 6, 2019
Get the Boom Boom Big Boxmug. the was once something be for very think but than the big boom boom happened in my trousers and the universe was created.
one A 34 year old did the big boom boom
one A 34 year old did the big boom boom
by i like fishy fish stikchs February 28, 2020
Get the the big boom boommug. by Sweet Golden Greek June 5, 2016
Get the big bap boommug. by Harry .P Ness May 15, 2025
Get the three big boomsmug. "We're so sorry that your brother passed away but he gets 5 Big Booms (boom boom boom boom boom)" - The Costco guys
by wheatbread14 January 12, 2025
Get the 5 Big boomsmug.