by CesTiger March 31, 2017
Me: what was the oldest cow called?
Retarded friend: your mum
Smart friend who everyone likes: Big Bertha
Retarded friend: your mum
Smart friend who everyone likes: Big Bertha
by big man 2.0 March 24, 2020
Mother: can you believe that boy sat home all day and made a mess and didnt bother to clean his mess, he is a big bertha
Friend: UT Uh gurl u needs to get him in check
Friend: UT Uh gurl u needs to get him in check
by Dredre April 29, 2006
1. A grossly obese German woman.
2.(plural form) A woman's breasts, particularly if they're rather large breasts.
3. A rather humongous penis.
2.(plural form) A woman's breasts, particularly if they're rather large breasts.
3. A rather humongous penis.
1a. While I was visiting Germany during Oktoberfest and get drunk all day, I had to put up with this one Big Bertha cheese hog who kept trying to steal and eat all my food.
1b. Why the fuck does my email inbox keep getting spammed with porn sites that feature nothing but Big Berthas in bathhouses engaging in lesbian orgies?
1c. Why just look at that Big Bertha running after the poor ice cream man! 500$ says she'll try to eat him as well!
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2. Hey check out those Big Berthas on that babe!
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3. The only physical feature that women find attractive about Ron Jeremy is his Big Bertha.
1b. Why the fuck does my email inbox keep getting spammed with porn sites that feature nothing but Big Berthas in bathhouses engaging in lesbian orgies?
1c. Why just look at that Big Bertha running after the poor ice cream man! 500$ says she'll try to eat him as well!
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2. Hey check out those Big Berthas on that babe!
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3. The only physical feature that women find attractive about Ron Jeremy is his Big Bertha.
by Mark H August 31, 2004
I dont fucking know!!
by Usuka m'ballz January 11, 2005
by Pachicano1122 June 2, 2011
Alyssa: where is 933 Big Bertha?
Kaitlin: It must've left without us. Thanks to that screw up Nicole we took 5 hours to get a burrito!
Kaitlin: It must've left without us. Thanks to that screw up Nicole we took 5 hours to get a burrito!
by Pastrami Pants June 18, 2009