sharing a microscope

Sharing a prostitute that has expired, and then cut in half.

Chad and his best friend love sharing a microscope!

by macroscope December 2, 2011

Microscope

Something you need to see your penis with.

Stfu Manny I’m getting you a microscope

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Microscope Jesus

the one and only Durk Conerson

Durk Conerson is microscope jesus

by fffddddsssss December 17, 2021

boaroscope

A tubular "look-see" device dat either (1) inspects a male pig for virility, or (2) checks for a lack of refinement in da test-subject.

If there are plenty of energetic little squealing porkers running around da sty, then I know dat da sow is being adequately inseminated, and I can usually tell right off if someone is a crude or overbearing jerk --- I don't need no fancy-pants boaroscope to help me determine either condition!

by QuacksO February 15, 2025

micro-microscope

another term for ultra-microscope.

Viruses can be seen through a micro-microscope.

by uttam maharjan October 12, 2011

Sadler's Microscope

Sadler's microscope is specific microscope with a designated amount of zoom required to stroke his shaft. The minimum zoom is 60x and unknown setting to scientists.

Sadler has to Jack off with his microscope. Sadler's Microscope is the biggest amount of zoom for it
He has to use that for his micropenis.

by Sadler's Disappointed Father September 3, 2021