Bertram John

Bertram John is a 59 cm tall nisse that is always in the friendzone

Bertram John: why did the kid throw the stick o butter out the window?
Dagmar: why?
Bertram John: too see a butter-fly!
Dagmar: haha Bertram you are such a good friend!!

by Sigmaen fra seden September 27, 2024

Bertram

A fucking Simp who leaves the boys

Bertram more like Bertrans!

by porkoprkorkgorkgorgeemeqidneiu September 7, 2020

Bertram

A Bertram is a very handsome person. He is what you can call a pussymagnet. He also has a huge penis. It's about 3 cm!

Damn, you're being such a Bertram right now.

by PussyMagnet00 October 4, 2022

Bertram

An extremly good person in bed.

Ahhhh Bertram your so hot.

by Amelia00050007 January 4, 2023

Bertram Chick

A Bertram Chick is a legendary homeless groundhog who is said to put half drank apple juice in your locker when you are not looking.

Omg Bertram Chick came to my locker last night!

by wompwompwompatootie May 8, 2024

Friends of Bertram

Just as Dorothy has her friends, Bertram has his.

To those who know who and what Bertram is, just know, we are all Friends of Bertram.

by FriendofBertram November 22, 2024

Bertram

Bertram is a fucking sim who leaves the boys for a girl..

Bertram more like bertrans!

by porkoprkorkgorkgorgeemeqidneiu September 7, 2020