Bertram John: why did the kid throw the stick o butter out the window?
Dagmar: why?
Bertram John: too see a butter-fly!
Dagmar: haha Bertram you are such a good friend!!
Dagmar: why?
Bertram John: too see a butter-fly!
Dagmar: haha Bertram you are such a good friend!!
by Sigmaen fra seden September 27, 2024

Bertram more like Bertrans!
by porkoprkorkgorkgorgeemeqidneiu September 7, 2020

A Bertram is a very handsome person. He is what you can call a pussymagnet. He also has a huge penis. It's about 3 cm!
by PussyMagnet00 October 4, 2022

An extremly good person in bed.
by Amelia00050007 January 4, 2023

A Bertram Chick is a legendary homeless groundhog who is said to put half drank apple juice in your locker when you are not looking.
by wompwompwompatootie May 8, 2024

by FriendofBertram November 22, 2024

Bertram more like bertrans!
by porkoprkorkgorkgorgeemeqidneiu September 7, 2020
