Bertram John

Bertram John is a 59 cm tall nisse that is always in the friendzone

Bertram John: why did the kid throw the stick o butter out the window?
Dagmar: why?
Bertram John: too see a butter-fly!
Dagmar: haha Bertram you are such a good friend!!

by Sigmaen fra seden September 27, 2024

Bertram

A Bertram is a very handsome person. He is what you can call a pussymagnet. He also has a huge penis. It's about 3 cm!

Damn, you're being such a Bertram right now.

by PussyMagnet00 October 4, 2022

Bertram

A fucking Simp who leaves the boys

Bertram more like Bertrans!

by porkoprkorkgorkgorgeemeqidneiu September 7, 2020

Bertram

Bertram is a fucking sim who leaves the boys for a girl..

Bertram more like bertrans!

by porkoprkorkgorkgorgeemeqidneiu September 7, 2020

Friends of Bertram

Just as Dorothy has her friends, Bertram has his.

To those who know who and what Bertram is, just know, we are all Friends of Bertram.

by FriendofBertram November 22, 2024

Brock Bertram

The best men’s NCAA basketball player in the country. Often known for his exquisite post moves that allow him to easily float to the basket for a windmill slam. Also has a well-established perimeter game as he shoots 50% from three. Hails from Apple Valley, Minnesota and was ranked 3rd in the state of Minnesota in the class of 2016. Currently plays for the UB Bulls and is projected to go 1st overall in the 2021 NBA draft.

Guy 1: Yo did you see that insane 360 dunk last night
Guy 2: No I didn’t, who did it
Guy 1: The best dunker in NCAA basketball of course, Brock Bertram

by Zæ July 16, 2019

Bertram

He has the "store fede"

That is the largest dick known to man

That guy Bertram has the store fede

by Hugo_TST November 22, 2021