Berto

A sweaty fat kid that smells

Did u shower cause u smell like a Berto

by I abuse kids July 31, 2019

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A Berto is a convicted rapist, usually a child rapist

“I just got a call from my neighbor, sounds like a Berto is moving into our neighborhood”
“Oh shit Kyle, you better hide your kids”

by ryryG February 5, 2018

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Berto, short for Heriberto, is a man with well-defined abdominal muscular structures. Berto is also used to describe someone with a big butt that, regardless of sexual orientation, attracts someone of the same gender.

Him: I want to eat chocolate

Other Him: mmmm that chocolate bar reminds me of Berto and his phat ass.

by dr.doktor October 13, 2021

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*berto's

\'bər-tōs\

noun
1. a Mexican fast-food restaurant, generally named after the proprietor, but oftentimes clearly named only to keep with the popular -bertos naming formula established by the original (and arguably the best), Roberto's. Examples include Alberto's, Royberto's, Jaunberto's, Humberto's, Jilberto's, Aiberto's, Aliberto's, Hamburto's, Ruberto's, Filiberto's, Hilberto's, Ramberto's, Gualberto's, Adalberto's, Rolberto's, and Danberto's. (Actually, Danburto's I made up, but it's plausible.)
2. any such Mexican fast-food-type restaurant, regardless of the name (ex. Sombrero's).
3. any of the food one would purchase from the aforementioned restaurants.

Examples:
1. "Dude, let's go to the *berto's! I need carne asada."
2. "They're putting in yet another *berto's? Sweet... never can have too much Mexican food."
3. "We went out for some *berto's after drinking all night, and damn did it ever hit the spot."

by teh lauar January 22, 2008

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