The song of University College London.
Who came up with UCL version? Totally unknown, although it originated from a version of the song popular in music halls according to sources on Wikipedia.
Every year almost all the freshers learn the song, and every year it graces the streets of London. It is passed on mainly by lawyers and the political and sporting societies.
It's rarely, if ever, sung when sober. It is directly offensive towards students from the Strand Polytechnic - Kings College London.
Who came up with UCL version? Totally unknown, although it originated from a version of the song popular in music halls according to sources on Wikipedia.
Every year almost all the freshers learn the song, and every year it graces the streets of London. It is passed on mainly by lawyers and the political and sporting societies.
It's rarely, if ever, sung when sober. It is directly offensive towards students from the Strand Polytechnic - Kings College London.
I'm Burlington Bertie,
I'm short, fat and dirty,
My college portrays my high class - high class.
I walk down the Strand,
With my cock in my hand,
And wave it at King's as I pass.
Oh Bert, Bert,
I come in my shirt,
At least I go to UC - UC.
There's one thing I'm sure of,
Strand Poly are wankers,
I'm Burlington Bert from UC. UC!!
That's me, and him, and her, and him and him
I'm short, fat and dirty,
My college portrays my high class - high class.
I walk down the Strand,
With my cock in my hand,
And wave it at King's as I pass.
Oh Bert, Bert,
I come in my shirt,
At least I go to UC - UC.
There's one thing I'm sure of,
Strand Poly are wankers,
I'm Burlington Bert from UC. UC!!
That's me, and him, and her, and him and him
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Crazy racist, homophobe man who constantly gets prank called by 2 radio station DJs and never catches on because he's that retarded.
Mr. Bergis: "Do you know how many NASCAR fans are registered with the NRA?"
Mr. Bergis: "Why the fuck are you calling me when my number is on the fuckin do not call list?"
Mr. Bergis: "Ellen Degeneres is a clam-licking whore!"
Mr. Bergis: "It's NASCAR, not Black Car!!"
Mr. Bergis: "Why the fuck are you calling me when my number is on the fuckin do not call list?"
Mr. Bergis: "Ellen Degeneres is a clam-licking whore!"
Mr. Bergis: "It's NASCAR, not Black Car!!"
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The sweetest, awesomest, friendliest girl you could ever know. Often so amazing that it stupifies you. Always makes impartial judgements and tries to be fair to everyone. Knows when to be responsible, and gives more than she receives. May be a little on the short side, with bright eyes and a tendency to be quiet. When you know a Bertina, your life will have a bit more light. Always has interesting conversation topics and very creative. Sacrifices herself for good work and for those that she treasures. A Bertina is a good and loyal friend you will remember forever and ever~
May be called Bert, Tina, Birdy, or Tuna. Will take almost every nickname graciously, too!
The sweetest, awesomest, friendliest girl you could ever know. Often so amazing that it stupifies you. Always makes impartial judgements and tries to be fair to everyone. Knows when to be responsible, and gives more than she receives. May be a little on the short side, with bright eyes and a tendency to be quiet. When you know a Bertina, your life will have a bit more light. Always has interesting conversation topics and very creative. Sacrifices herself for good work and for those that she treasures. A Bertina is a good and loyal friend you will remember forever and ever~
May be called Bert, Tina, Birdy, or Tuna. Will take almost every nickname graciously, too!
Person 1 : Do you remember a person called Bertina?
Person 2 : That awesome girl?
Person 1 : Exactly!
Person 2 : That awesome girl?
Person 1 : Exactly!
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