Berrybate

The act of masterbating while looking at porn on one's Blackberry.

Ted: Dude, I tried to call you yesterday but i got a message saying your number was no longer in service.
Jeff: Yeah my wife canceled our cell service after she found out I used my phone to Berrybate.
Ted: Ugh. I used that phone. WTF?

by Master Berrybater October 27, 2009

bearmeat

Any tender male morsel that might be seen as prey for a gay "bear."

Steve realized his blunder as he walked into the Blue Oyster Bar and all the men in attendance locked eyes on him as fresh bearmeat!

by digitaldevil April 16, 2009

berryman

A berryman is a guy who is way too cool for anyone and makes anything sound unimportant. He is short in stature possibly middle aged and concealing water pipes with thai hashish. He loves large boats with only seamen and tons of flags. He may speak of a hard-on or saturation, he is well versed in SWAG.

Wow can you just give me the berryman, I don't really need to know what happened.

by thehawksfriend May 28, 2010

Berryman

One who chases alot of tail and is very full of himself. Will usually make up stories about having sex or hooking up to make people think he is hot. Sometimes can be rapists

yo man we know you didn't hook up with her, you are such a Berryman.

by badass4567 December 28, 2009

Berryman

Doing a Berryman is when you punch a friend in the chest for no apparent reason

"oi cunt, im gonna fucking berryman you", "you better fucking not", *SWHACK*

by Green Lesbian November 6, 2019

Kelly "blue_berryhead"

A strange person. A person who is a extremely big fan of the linumination series "despicable me" a woman liker and a hooker a straight up hooker a fucking prostitute

"hey have you ever met my cousin Kelly? She's my cousin and I think you know her" "the gay hooker?" "Yeah her!" "I didn't know Kelly "blue_berryhead" was like that

by The REAL wiki March 31, 2022

stuart berryman [sexy] [hoe]

Stuart Berryman is a person who is extremely fat and has no friends (except for the internetzzzzz). He thinks he is akoki butcher. He is not. When he does athletics he says "im doing athletics". This is also the same for maths. Except he cannot do maths, therefore he is a liar and this is why no one likes him.

Guy1: WOW what a stuart berryman
Guy2: yeh
stuart berryman: i love berries and i cant spell
stuart berryman sexy hoe

by the falcs December 15, 2008