benz

a bag of weed usually bought for £10, weights vary from 1.4g to 1.7g
person1: yo homie, u got any weed?
person2:nah, but im pikin up a benz in a minute :)
by jakue June 01, 2007
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A benz is a Mercedes-Benz, a fine german car
My benz has 22" twinkies on it!
by Kazi May 01, 2002
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A vehicle aimed more towards comfort and durability than a comparable BMW, rendering the pointless arguments about whose car can "smoke" whose meaningless.

Durability may be brought into question, as more recent models have been possessed of dubious build quality as compared to older models.
Yeah, your BMW is faster than my Benz. Whoops! Pothole. Hope your ass isn't broken.
by SquizzleBizzle November 06, 2007
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A fine german automobile, but does not have the performance of a BMW or Porsche. Dont take my word for it, read any R&T or Car & Driver.
Person 1: "I would like to buy a nice car."

Person 2: "Well dont settle for a Mercedes when you can buy a BMW."
by zimzimma July 18, 2003
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by in mansion in benzes August 13, 2003
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i car that can never keep up with a bmva, bmw
oh shit that bmw just smoked my benz
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A car that thinks it's the best in the world, when in actuality gets smoked by BMW in all phases of car making; especially engineering and performance. Usually driven by people who think they're big, but really have small penises and are ignorant when it comes to knowledge about cars.
by Anonymous June 08, 2003
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