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Benton

A frothy substance that secretes from mounds of smegma that have been unattended to. Usually found on the worst, most dishonest people.
"I met this really cute guy philosophizing outside of a mason's lodge."
"Be careful, he's probably got years of Benton built up around his taint."
by BrackZown December 6, 2013
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(1) A hot piece of shit that, when taken, is so pathetic its wants to be reinserted into the anus.

(2) A man who is second to satan and the shit that was describe in (1).
(1) Man, that Benton was so pathetic. I wish there was a way the Benton was a sexual joke.
by Youmama1231 December 3, 2018
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by Questom October 5, 2020
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Benton AKA Beanton, AKA Bentron, AKA Bentiny, AKA Ben10, is a person who will never join VC (Voice Chat) and has the worst sleep schedule known to man.
Person 1: hey it's 1:30 PM, do think Benton is awake?

Person 2: No, he will still be asleep for another hour.
by Beambus August 17, 2021
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A horrible, country bumpkin filled place. not somewhere you wanna be. Filled with assholes.
Oh god here comes a Benton boy.
by BentonSux January 28, 2022
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A sexy man who can seduce ant and all women. He is amazing in bed with his under average dick size. Benton can make you feel like you are high just by talking to him. Benton’s conversations are never dull and he will always through in a joke at the worst time. He will hide even the smallest secrets from you just so you don’t look at him with disappointment. He has problems but makes it look like his life is perfect. If you ever become friends with a Benton keep them close to you and make sure you don’t stab him in his back. Benton is an amazing man who may not look the best but god damn he makes me happier than any other person in this whole universe. When he falls in love it will take the death of his closest friend to make it change. Benton if you see this please come back, I’m sorry for cheating on you. I promise I will never do it again, please I’ll do anything to get you back. My life has been going to hell since you left. Just give me one more chance please.
I wish I didn’t mess up being with Benton.
by 🟧⬛️ ain’t nothing March 20, 2022
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Benton: (proper noun)
Benton is often underestimated, most people don’t know that he is actually a ninja in his spare time. When you’re being jumped in a dark alley it will be Benton that comes to your rescue. Most often Benton is shy and cute when in a public atmosphere, Benton is a loyal friend and would do anything for those he cares for .
“Help ! Benton ! I am being attacked !”
Holy smokes, did you see Benton? He’s so awesome!
by Shanannabananas April 5, 2022
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