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benger

A term meaning abject failure regardless of the effort applied coupled with a loud whining noise

Always doomed to lose, fail, drop short but make more noise than a flock of geese going through the engine of a jet fighter
1) Doing a benger - trying and failing in a task and bleating on about it or making out you succeeded when in fact you failed
2) You benger - You bedwetter (see bedwetter)
3) bengerised - listening to a long whining reason for failing
4) You've been bengered - cornered my a whining person in a pub.
by Marillionfan June 28, 2011
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Benge

A surname of Welsh origin that rhymes with Stonehenge.

Often mispronounced and confused with binge (to overeat or overdrink), Benji (a little dog) and Bengay (an ointment for sore muscles)
Benge rhymes with Stonehenge.
by Clover17 June 10, 2008
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bengerman

I fuck who literally gives zero fucks and still some how, has sex with anyone he wants, women and men even sometimes animals especially cats
BENGERMAN GET OFF MY CAT DAMIT
by TOMMY TOMERSON October 31, 2020
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Bongekile

The epitome of greatness. Anyone named Bongekile exudes Beyoncé energy. The smartest. The funniest. Friendly. And did we mention breathtakingly gorgeous? Anyone named Bongekile is destined to excel. They’re also highly appreciated, as that is what they’re name can be translated into.
“Oh you’re talking about Bongekile? She is Beyoncé always.”
“I really wish I could be like Bongekile”
by Mkylisto November 23, 2021
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Bongeka

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Doing a Beneke

A phrase describing an action that is considered to be obscenely stupid, with a result that punishes said stupidity. E.g. running away from unwelcome strangers in your living room, tripping over your rug and hurtling headfirst into furniture- waking up in hospital with a severe neck injury and looking like a particularly ugly Charlers Xavier.
Ted- I can't shake off this feeling that I'll be doing a beneke some time soon
by noodow4ever May 29, 2015
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benger

Benger/Beng

Used to replace food or drink name when looking forward to consuming said food/drink.
1. Anyone want a cup of benger?
2. I could do with a chip benger.
by Jay C June 2, 2004
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