Beluga Whale

A slur targeted towards people who are fat and have light skin

“Shut the fuck up beluga whale”
“Beluga whale? Im not even white?!”
“Doesn’t Matter, you are still fat and light skinned anyways”

by Layas8567 August 28, 2022

Beluga Whale

A large individual who wears clothes that are made for smaller individuals. There is a song and dance associated with the term.

Come here beluga whale now let me touch your fat, let me touch your fat, let me touch your fat"

"oh man look at that beluga whale, she should probably get clothes that are made for her body-type

by Natti Ice October 19, 2009

sweaty beluga whales

An occasion where a muffin top is forced to make an important decision on whether it will possibly suck off a narwhal or if it may in fact get sauced around by a great grandma

They can be such sweaty beluga whales sometimes

by Johnny bohnatz the third June 6, 2017

beluga whale

An animal and/or sperm that lives in womens ovaries

Dusty: Was that a beluga whale i just saw?

Jen: You cant see beluga whales unless you are in my ovaries

Dusty: Oh i think i can

by Dawn1234 December 18, 2007

beluga whale dick

Beluga whale dick is phrase used in a rare and extremely satisfying situation. Something that is unexpected and almost unheard of previously.

Any president Trump rally is an absolute beluga whale dick!

by Dogdicker November 1, 2021

Beluga Whale

Also the name for Ryan Joseph Young. These huge body’s only eat certain food and whether it’s good for them or not they will still eat it due to their huge stomach capacity. If the male creatures eat too much they can get this very rare condition called “man with tits”. Don’t get yourself fooled, if you see one of these you better call for help because it’s very very rare to see this.

“Holy fuck! I didn’t know beluga whales eat big macs!”

Kid- “look mom! that beluga whale has HUGE tits!”

Mom- “no son.. That’s just spydee”

by billy fuc March 29, 2020

Beluga Whale

A term used for a guy that has a terrible hairline as well as a huge forehead

Have you seen Antonio he is a beluga whale

by Da Mantalope December 20, 2018