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beating army

A common colloquialism for "jerking off" at the US Naval Academy. Perhaps the most popular pastime among male midshipmen, due to a natural aversion towards dark siding, a general lack of attractive young women, and the ever present fear of being SAPR'd. Not to be confused with the female equivalent, "plebing your cover", which is a play on the term for the way freshmen (plebes) carry their covers (hats) by spreading their hand on the inside and carrying by their side.
I caught my roommate beating army last night. I'm not comfortable in the room anymore.
by Chesty J December 1, 2014
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belialize

Technical term for demonic possession. Not even necessarily demonic in nature. Even angels belialize.
I beg of you, if we're going to fuck, at least let me belialize!
If you go head stomping, you better belialize it!
Watch out for those folks, they're a little obsessed with random belializations
by K41n3n February 27, 2017
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ear beating

When a person keeps talking to you until your ears start to feel actual physical pain from the steady flow of inane shit that is coming out of their mouth.
Ear Beater: "...So, then I realized that to de-worm my Cocker Spaniel, I would probably have to get it to stop eating shit, but before I did that I would need to let it out of its cage. Whenever I let that little fucker out of his cage he just pisses on everything. You know who else pisses on everything? Steve. One time he pissed on my Cocker Spaniel..."

Victim's Mind: Oh my fucking God, this is the worst ear beating ever.
by miguel666 January 2, 2014
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ceo of bedtime

the homie that controls the powers allowed to thy regarding your daily melatonin cycle.
CEO of Bedtime said i need to be asleep by 8:00 pm
Me on my way to speak with the CEO of Bedtime
by goopygibson September 15, 2019
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baltic tea

Baltic Tea is a drink, a cocktail, mentioned in Victor Pelevin's book "Chapayev and Void". The cocktail is made of a glass of vodka and two teaspoons of cocaine.
Supposedly it was consumed by soviet navy soldiers resided in the ship Aurora, which was cruising the Baltic Sea. Therefore the cocktail is named Baltic Tea.
by peivei September 19, 2010
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John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.
by PalermoD April 13, 2008
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beating the gay allegations

Used primarily on twitter to describe when someone does something that hints that they may be homosexual or commits a homosexual act. The response would usually be them getting called gay, so they would not be beating the gay allegations.
“Jeonghan said that the members of Seventeen are very good looking
“He’s never beating the gay allegations
by eataeil July 14, 2021
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