Bellwound

1. A contemptible person, possessing the traits of both a bellend and an axewound.

Guy #1: What do you think of Rolf?
Guy #2: I can't stand him, he's an utter bellwound.

by Frankooo August 11, 2009

Playing the Bellhop

Putting up with someone's baggage - dealing with someone's issues. Generally from previous relationships or neurotic behaviors

She sounds like a great chick, bro - you just have to decide if she's worth playing the bellhop.

by Yankee McYankster December 3, 2011

bellwipe

In it's purest form it is usually a cloth or curtain used to clean cheesey deposits or stale sperm from the penis' bellend. But the word is more commonly used to describe an absolute twat.

Luis Suarez is a fucking bellwipe

by M4G August 25, 2013

bellwipe

In it's purest form it is usually a cloth or curtain used to clean cheesey deposits or stale sperm from the penis' bellend. But the word is more commonly used to describe an absolute twat.

Luis Suarez is a fucking bellwipe

by M4G August 25, 2013

bellwhop

A tool of sorts. An insult, usually given to someone who has just as messed up bigtime. Perhaps a compound of bellend and whopper.

what a complete and utter bellwhop you are

by Picko 11PR February 7, 2007

Bellhop

An alternative name for "flat top," a popular hairstyle from the 80s and 90s. It is called this because the hair resembles the shape of a traditional hat worn by a hotel employee assigned to carry luggage for guests.

You should give your son a bellhop if you want him to look like an extra in a Spike Lee film.

by I'm no FOP December 20, 2014

bellhop79

The coolest and hottest person of all on twitter.com

THE SCARLET KNIGHT, BELLHOP79

+moon knight fanatic

+Shwelve simp

“You’re so hot and talented, such a Bellhop79!”

“ok”

by shwelb June 29, 2022