Bell-Ringer

When you take a shit so big that it hits your balls on the way down when you finally pinch it off.

I went to take a shit and it was a bell-ringer
Past tense: bro I just went to the bathroom and got my bell rung

by Aylmao122 May 10, 2016

bell ringer

When you are preforming oral sex and your dick hits their uvula.

I gave her a bell ringer last night.

by ticer September 11, 2022

bell ringer

A girl whose pu$$y just can't be beat.

'Toya is a bell ringer.

by 'Toya June 28, 2007

bell-ringer

Derived from the characteristics of the historical figure Quasi Moto, this adjective refers to any person (preferably of the opposite sex) who possesses at least one (but not limited to) physical trait of Quasi Moto. For example: hunchback, oversized features, moles, foul smell, tattered clothing, and/or overall hideous appearance.

"So Travis brought home another bell-ringer last night, I bet she can really tug some rope"

by JP$ February 23, 2005

bell ringer

Another word for a homosexual. Bell being the helmet of the penis, and the ringer being the gay person who is sucking/wanking the the gay mans cock

by Lobster September 7, 2003

bell ringer

Making out with a female that is engaged and sucking on her titties. Then after you're done, you talk about her relationship with her dude and try to end the marriage even though you don't want to date her.

Dustin you just made out with somebody who is engaged? You are such a bell ringer!

by Jazze Pha December 16, 2006

Houston Bell Ringer

The art of taking a shit in your hand, and then proceeding to whack around someone's penis with it.

Guy 1: Hey, did you get that blowjob last night?
Guy 2: No, all I got was a Houston Bell Ringer.

by Bellringer69 April 20, 2016