BeeringAids

The inability to hear coherent sentences while drinking excessive amounts of beer. Also, excessive shouting while intoxicated.

She can't hear you, her beeringaids are in.

by gabulldawg2k March 6, 2009

Beericide

The intentional killing of oneself, through excessive consumption of beer. Bascially its suicide, but the best possible kind of suicide.

Roger Clemens comitted beericide last week and will be forever missed. His beer of choice for this act of suicide was Knights Head.

by The Super AB September 20, 2009

bebrilliant

Adj.

1. Extremely evil yet genius

1. Dude, I can't believe you tricked Jimmy into thinking you'd dated his sister! What a bebrilliant move!

by librarykid123 July 25, 2010

beerio kart

A drinking game in which all the participants (2-4) must consume an entire beer within the duration of a single Mario Kart race. The twist is that you cannot drink while driving. The winner is the first person to finish the race as long as they have finished their beer. If you finish the race without having finished your beer, you get last place by default, as you are a rule-breaking pussy.

Eric: "Bro, last night my homeboy Rainbow Jeremy and I were playing some beerio kart. That shit's such a good pre-game."

Anthony: "Dude, Rainbow Jeremy is such a poon. He never finishes his beer before the race is over. Wanna get baked and listen to some Jack Johnson?"

by chet elderson February 18, 2009

Bearicide

When those sad, lazy, depressed zoo bears who lay in piles of their own feces all day for the cheap entertainment of families take their own miserable lives.

We went to the zoo to see Hugs the Bear the other day. He just laid there like he always does. We found out later he actually committed Bearicide a few days prior, but nobody could tell the difference.

by Kjellmaster 9000 May 4, 2011

beerista

A name given to the maker of a beeruccino.

Studies show that 90% of all beeristas are intoxicated while on the job.

by j0shar June 16, 2011

beering

To go beer tasting; typically at craft breweries.

We went beering on Saturday and visited 4 breweries and tasted 16 different types of beer.

by Beavercreek Brewery November 17, 2011