Before my life began (BMLB)

Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?

Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love

Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 27, 2022

Begone Thot

A phrase used to banish thots back to where they came from.

Boy: BEGONE THOT!
Thot : Oh no, I can feel the power of the thot slayer.
Boy: My work here is done.

by xXDefyer69Xx June 14, 2018

It never began

A phrase, often used in the Blackpill Community, indicating that it was over for a certain person before it even began.

Dave: Wow, Maddy just looked hella disgusted at you when you asked her out for prom. It's over for you, Bro.

Brad: It's actually not over, Steve. It never began for me.

by Eulero June 19, 2022

siNG ThE BEGINNING OF MOANA

the best song from the musical "The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals"

hidgens: siNG ThE BEGINNING OF MOANA
emma: wHat
paul: wHaAAaAaaAAAaaT
hidgens: i sAID SING GODDAMNiT

mOANA MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY
consider the coconut
HU-HU
consider its tREES
uh god gives us what wE-
aND NO OnE leAVES

ｔｈｅ ｃｉｒｃｌｅ ｏｆ ｌｉｆｅ

by pigfarts pigfarts yum yum yum April 24, 2019

beguiled

Bewitched or charmed. Seduced, tricked or deceived by beauty or other assets.

She beguiled me until I was almost persuaded. The child beguiled the audience with a voice like an angel.

by tipit November 20, 2013

Begoña

Begoña is a fierce and loyal companion. She is dotes to be as fierce as a lioness, but deep down Begoña is a caring individual who will love you if only you can love her. All her friends say that she is kind, attractive, loyal and important in their lives.

Begoña will roar like a lion if you cross her
Never be fooled by her charm

by Is this love? May 10, 2021

begone thot

The expulsion of a thot; conjuring a banishment of the sort

Deniqua: *insert thot speech*

Daquan: BEGONE THOT!
*Deniqua disappears*

by Ztsd_🅱️ April 3, 2017