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Befuddled Penguin

The walk done by a man whose pants are around his ankles, when fellacio has stopped pre climax. Normally accompanied by a confused look upon his face.
"WTF come back 'ere....." -mind set during befuddled penguin.
by UrbanVVraith May 4, 2009
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Befundled

Flabbergasted, or Not Knowing What Your Talking About.

Confused.
My parents were befundled about what my sister was saying through the wall.
by JGS Jr. September 20, 2009
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befungle

typical Obama mistake, major screw up, clusterfuck, or a primal state of douchebaggedness.
Obama befungled the relationship with Israel.
by nuttsgt November 9, 2013
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Befundled

The act of being so surprised that the penis gets erect but only 2 inches, this is extremely rare in young and older males
Wow! My teacher was befundled by my absence!
by PutterBeanut April 27, 2022
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Befun

when fun is beginning

the start of a good time

when you think something would be fun

anything thats new or starting and you just know you will have a blast!!
this party has just befun!!

this is going to befun!!!!

that would befun!!!

we are going to have so much befun!!!!
by neveah caggles March 3, 2010
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Facebook Befuddlement

The act of changing your profile picture to confuse your friends.

This picture must:
1. Never have your face featured
2. Leave your friends so confused, that they think of a) Killing themselves; or b) Quiting Facebook

If you notice a sudden loss of friends, and/or an increase in suicide parties in your area, your mission is accomplished.
John: "I feel like creating Facebook Befuddlement today."

Greg: "Please don't, John, I've lost half of my family due to these befuddlements!"

John: tl;dl

John: *ATTENTION: CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE TO A CARTOON CHARACTER.... and, uh... Stop child abuse... and yeah.*
by Dan, The Epic December 7, 2010
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befungled

"Man I could almost swear I was befungled last night."
"I woke up to the smiling faces of leprechauns who must have befungled me last night."
"I snuck into my sisters room and watched her get befungled."
by Jacob Ahlfield May 1, 2006
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