befondled

To be surprisingly fondled in the genital area or region.

I gave that fat girl a hug and she befondled me

by Hooligan DZ November 9, 2013

befongled

How to describe a place that supposedly wants to "keep it weird" but it's only just a somewhat quirky traffic jam.

"Austin sure is befongled, maybe more than anywhere else."
"WTH are you talking about? Befongled? Stop being such a weirdo."

by Jalapeño Bongwater February 3, 2021

Bedongled

A person who is with dong, i.e., a person who has a penis attached to their body. Usually used to specify that someone you wouldn't necessarily expect to have a dick, does in fact have one.

Yo, where all the bedongled honeys at?

Guy 1: "Did you eat her out?"
Guy2: "Nah man, she was bedongled."
Guy1: "So, did you?"

by Dancinswords February 14, 2019

Befoggle

Definition 1: To describe the experience of one's eyes deceiving them, causing a visual illusion or misleading perception.

* Definition 2: To distort or confuse one's visual perception, making it difficult to accurately interpret what is seen.

Example 1: The heat haze on the road made the distance befoggle me; I thought the car was closer than it actually was.

Example 2: The swirling patterns on the fabric befoggled my vision for a moment.

Synonyms: Befog, befuddle

by Dr Jay Bee Etomologist April 27, 2025

Begongled

when you are beyond fucked.

the venezuelan president got begongled

by Ampexz January 13, 2026