Beezness

It is a cheap and flimsy pen, typically found in restaurants, usually presented with the check. This item is needed for carrying out "Beezness" : important tasks of an undefinable nature.

Storing the Beezness inside of a pocket turns Beezness "off" and holding it out in front of your person turns Beezness "on".

The term "Beezness" is used interchangeably with either the pen itself or the corporate body it represents.

Beezness originates in Santa Monica, California. It was founded by the Ayatollah.

Tradition states that every Beezness be stolen from a restaurant or any other respectable establishment.

Mr. Robin - "Dude, vee got anudder beezness!"
Mrs. Darrah - "Beezness on!"

by swissdumbass May 5, 2008

Silicone beernesia

Using beer as a reason for "amnesia".

Hey Sarah, i hope I didn't say some bad shit last night..I was so drunk I don't remember anything

Fuck off Bill save your silicone beernesia for someone who cares! %&*^%$$

by beer devourer September 19, 2009

biernesser

A crazy, yet extremely lazy person, usually someone who loves to sleep and usually does a majority of the day, but still tends to some how pull better grades then a majority of his buds. This kinda of person usually quits while trying to doing something because it does not fit his perfect needs. His parents also tend to make delicious cookies. This cases do not apply for all biernessers.

Stop being such a biernesser and clean the damn faucet so we can pass inspection.

by Ttocs Ellivas October 30, 2007

BeeznessHive

A hive where a lots of business resides. Like bees resides to their hive, that is bee hive. The word beezness is a web form used to describe business.

BeeznessHive is a free online business directory.

by BeeznessHive February 20, 2013

beesiness

Your reason for visiting da apiary.

If a bear comes sniffin' around da hives, anyone knows dat he's looking for honey, and so there's no need for him to state his beesiness!

by QuacksO August 8, 2025