beer bong

An ingenious invention designed to consume a beverage at a high rate of speed.

Travis: Dude lets get drunk fast as shit.
Matt: Yeah mother fucker, lets do a beer bong.

by Awesome kid April 17, 2006

beer bong

A device made for the express reason of drinking mass quantities of beer quickly. Most easily created using a two-liter bottle and 24 inches of rubber hose. Cut the bottle in half and attach the hose to the neck of the bottle with duct tape. This way, one can pour in many beers at once, and also mark off the levels of the successful beer bongs. No need to "trap the foam off": just drink 'til the foam comes, and then blow it out.

Dude, I passed john's record on the beer bong

by Frankie Pistlekahk September 18, 2007

beer bong

Funnel and tube used to consume large amounts of beer at one time. Used mostly by fraternities and lame people trying to get wasted REALLY fast.

Guy: Come on do a beer bong with me, I'll teach you.
Me: Teach me? No I'm too afraid. Girls shouldn't do that.

by Appreciate July 2, 2004

beer bong

a great tool to use with cheap nigga bottles aka 40's and all Beers

my bro made a beer bong and didnt think he would get fucked off of it cause he was drinking 151 for awhile but when he jugged down two 40s and free bootlegs from people amazed at the bong...bam.....he was paked in his room drunk by a friend cause he couldnt walk drunk like never before and went fully retarded drunk...*waaaaah,where you going man,.waaaah,dont leave,waaah*

by homeboy April 18, 2005

beer bong

NO! A beer bong is the home-made pressure release valve (basically two straws and a cover) placed on top of a long neck to effectively shotgun the long neck. The thing with the tubing and a funnel is a funnel...in case you couldn't get the connection.

Once you release your thumb from the shorter straw on the beer bong, the pressure releases, causing air to rush into the long neck and force beer out like a fire hose.

by captain phoenix June 27, 2006

beer bong

a device made of clay, ceramic, plastic tubing or PVC, glass, a two liter coke bottles, or any other man made or fabricated substance that is filled with beer instead of water to smoke fine and tasty nuggs of marijuanna with; can be of varying lengths and sizes

A beer bong is a bong used with beer instead of water. People often mistake funnels as beer bongs.

by brig May 13, 2005

beer bong zilla

A chick that is bad ass with a beer bong

She was a real beer bong zilla at the party last night !

by Gregster83 December 5, 2015