Beejuaned

British slang meaning to joke or kid in a most unbecoming manner. Originated in 2010 when a Gawker.com article featuring a little girl, Azura Beebeejuan, pretended to be dead on Googler Earth, caused a nationwide search for the girls identity, only to find out that she was alive and well.

Example 1

Kid 1:Where the hell is my rabbit, Dasher, and whats that smell!?

Kid 2:Have you check the stove

Kid 1 runs to boiling vat on stove
Kid 1:ZOMG you didn't how could you!? Punches Kid 2

Kid 2:Dude thats your mums fucking broad chested pheasant, 'Dasher's under that table, geez.

Kid 1: What oh, haha! I cant believe I got beejuaned,.. no hit backs!!

Example 2

Girl 1: I can't believe that cunt dinged my car, and didn't tell me!!

Girl 2: That bitch is getting beejuaned tonight!!

by Jenn/Allen August 13, 2010

fetus beetus

Gestational diabetes.

During Karen's third trimester, she met Wilford Brimley at a convention addressing the fetus beetus epidemic taking place in Candyland.

by BigJondra January 24, 2011

Beesus

Beesus is the supreme bee god.
He has the power to put a bee curse on anything.
Beesus is responsible for words like “ombee”, “beemo”, and “beehee”

Pray to our lord and savior Beesus!

by banging fronk in the shower January 5, 2020

bejus

bejus

bejus

by Seal434 January 3, 2021

Beerus

Very powerful furless kitty cat who can destroy entire planets with a TAP!

Beerus is a god among gods

by Māśøñ May 1, 2022

Beefus

A hipster DJ with a beard, glasses and a jew-fro

That beefus is ruining radio

by NotaBeefus May 14, 2019

Beezus

Beatrice Ann Quimby, the sister of Ramona from the popular children's book series by Beverly Cleary. Beezus got her nickname from her little sister Ramona who could properly pronounce Beatrice. She is often jealous of Ramona because Ramona's art is put on the fridge. Beezus can me stubborn and spends a lot of time looking at herself in the mirror.

"I love it! Thanks Beezus!"
"Who could ever love someone named Beezus?"

by Princess Pearl 91 August 23, 2011