Beef Curtain

It means pussy lips.

Time to start the show better spread the Beef Curtain

by Doug March 31, 2005

beef curtain

Reference to a vagina that has very saggy lips that are comparable to beef, and curtains, hence the name beef curtains. Often occurs after a lot of sex.

A porn star likely has beef curtains.

by Kiwi Pomerleau June 2, 2004

Beef Curtain

A snowboarding grab in which the rider grabs heel edge with both hands in between the bindings while in the air. Same as two roast beefs.

Dude that Beef Curtain was so tight!

by madhatter951 August 17, 2012

beef curtain

A Pussy Lip.

"Dude! Last night I devoured my girlfriend's beefcurtains!"

by Zach January 29, 2003

Beef Curtain

While beef curtain quite clearly relates to the facilities of a lady to enable a gentleman to gain entry with his pork sword, the reason is hitherto explained. In the 1970s many members of the middle class had dreadful looking reddy-brown curtains hanging in their houses often smelling of the sunday roast which had been enjoyed by the said middle classes on previous sundays. More often than not these people would enjoy a good bit of beef which is why the said curtains smelled the way they did. A lady's receptical which enables penal entry has a very similar persona after many years of sexual attention as the aforementioned 1970s curtains. The expression 'beef curtain' found its origin in the late 1970s.

1970s reddy-brown curtains hanging in 1970s middle class homes smelling of the recent sunday roast often beef. Womans naughty bits look and smell the same after use.

by Andrew Gratring September 13, 2005

beef curtain

woman's vagina

1. Oh wow, what a beef curtain she must have!

by stunani June 30, 2009

beef curtain

n. a womans pleasure area that is dark and has excessive loose skin that resembles roast beef.

Mark: That bitch was fine.
Colt: Yeah?
Mark: But when I got her home with the lights on and her pants of she had an expired beef curtain

by wide ass hole October 1, 2011