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Bedincter

"Bedinc, bedinc, bedinc, bedincter" (from the song long division by death cab for cutie)
by I AM AN UGLY LITTLE GIRL April 21, 2011
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Bedmonster

1. Someone who loves being in bed so much that they growl and huff, then slump over like a defeated dragon.

2. A practicioner in the ancient art of bedmonstering. One who bedmonsters.
Norm: Hey you, time to get up!

(Bob, laying next to Norm, growls and then huffs. Then turns over and begins to emit a melodic snore)

Norm: Jesus Christ, are you bedmonstering again?

Bob: Fo sho', muthafucker. I is a bedmonster, innit! Raaaaah!

(Turns over again and falls asleep)
by Norman Piss-biscuit September 8, 2010
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National Bodmiester Day

On June 3rd it is the National Bodmiester day. This day is honored by the internet and will be used to worship the Bodmiester. Started by a certain school as a tradition.
"Hey guess what day it is?"
"What?"
"ITS NATIONAL BODMIESTER DAY!"
"NO WAY!"
"Let us go to the prayer circle."
by Bodmiester April 16, 2020
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Bermonster

The man the myth the legend. Teh Bermonster. He is the Man of Men. He also powns at MW2.
The Bermonster powns the womens.
by Bermonster May 13, 2010
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Bemister

by SHledon November 5, 2008
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