Beaver Fever 

A slang term for the commonly spread disease "Chlamydia"

"Wow Jim! The Beaver Fever is a son of a bitch."

Beaver Fever by Phillip Zombiepants May 19, 2010

Beaver Fever 

Term often used to describe the extreme hangover one has after the Canada Day long weekend.

I didn't make it back to work until the Thursday after Canada Day because I had such a bad case of Beaver Fever.

Beaver Fever by GinSeven July 8, 2010

beaver fever 

A disease that you get from Drinking water that had beaver fur in it. Once you get the disease you shit urself until you die if you dont get help quicly. People who live in canada often get it

Dude, i cant stop shitting. Maybe you have beaver fever

beaver fever by Wooffer January 17, 2004

beaver fever 

A bacterial infection a man gets from anal intercourse with another man.

Billy got beaver fever from a quick one-nighter with another butt pirate.

beaver fever by Rambone 69 April 16, 2006

Beaver Fever 

slang term for referring to a homo or someone else who has an uncontrollable craving for "wood"

Damn that dudes got a seious case of beaver fever.

Beaver Fever by Jim Boob September 8, 2010

Beaver fever 

Beaver fever is an occurrence where an individual has an extreme sense of sexual arousal, more specifically towards a female's genital area, playfully known as the "beaver".

Wow I haven't been laid in so long, I sure do have some beaver fever.

Beaver fever by Dowers June 9, 2023

beaver fever

A humorous euphemism for a female STD.

Davoin: You didn’t bang out Sharkeisha last night, did you?

L’Carpetron: Hell nah, dawg. I heard she got the beaver fever.

Davoin: Das right my G, bish got the herpegonnasyphylaids. Best wrap it ‘fo you tap it.

beaver fever by Paul Sateingshaft December 15, 2025