beater

Shoes that you wear that you dont care what condition they're in.

Guy1:dude, your shoes r fucked up
Guy2:Yea, these r my beaters cuz i dont wana ruin the condition of my AJs

by i4GotMyName March 5, 2008

beater

a car you can drive recklessly without worrying about crashing it cuz it is already a worthless peice of junk

Id rather have a beater than no car at all

by hotsexbaby May 15, 2005

beater

A $50 car. Favourites include the Hyundai Pony, Datsun 210, Chevy Chevette and Dodge Omni. You can hold the rusty body panels together with radio station stickers.

Arsehole: "Dude, your car is a beater. Get a better one like mine."
BeaterMan: "How much did yours cost?"
Arsehole: "$30,000."
BeaterMan: "I can buy 600 beaters for what you paid for yours. Dipshit."

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003

beater

(noun) a paddler who is terrible at paddling, usually in a kayak, canoe, or raft, and usually swimming in every rapid

beatering (verb)
the action of being a beater

Look at that beater beatering in that class II hole, he must be feeling the wrath of Jah.

by Magikarpie April 27, 2015

beater

A beta-tester in a video game at which he/she plays unfairly or he/she cheats during the beta test. Most commonly in Sword Art Online.

Guy 1: "Hey how did you get so far on the first day in this game?"
Guy 2: "Because I knew all the shortcuts."
Guy 1: "No way! You can't do that! Your a cheater!"
Guy 2: "It's not cheating if you beta test the game."
Guy 1: "Your a Cheater and a Beta tester? Your a beater!"
Guy 2: "Hell I like that name."

by thenegativedegree July 4, 2014

beater

An extremely shitty car.Also known as a shitter or junker

Yo your whip is a beater.
Fuck you bitch

by Big Smoke Dogg November 18, 2003

beater

1. An old cheap car.

2. A tank-top like undershirt that has vertical stripes.

3. Short for "beat her".

1. I drive an old beater.

2. My beater is so comfortable, I could wear it all the time.

3. I'm so mad I think I'm going to take off my shirt and beater. (this is a double pun because if the guy is wearing a beater under his shirt then he is in the act of beatingwearing a wife beater and he is also going to "beat her".)

by Klosterman6969 July 31, 2004