ill beat you with a tube sock

filling a tube sock with pennies or a couple bars of soap and whoopin some ass...

bitch "ill beat you with a tube sock" full of change...

by Nick vp September 07, 2008

Beat you till you bleed

A threat, designed to convey the how much trouble a child is in and how angry the parent is.

If you smash that toy against the floor again, I'll beat you till you bleed.

by holmes5 May 03, 2010

you beat

In poker, an expression used to answer the pesky question, "What do/did you have?" Popularized by professional poker player Layne Flack in a television appearance on the World Poker Tour.

"What did you have?"
"You beat."

by MrBlini May 08, 2005

you beat?

A common question a group of males asks one another when a attractive you lady approaches.

Hey Pinkerton, they lady in the red tube top...you beat?

by BXPaPaShango June 24, 2008

you beat me to it

This idiom means, I was going to say/do the same thing and you did it before I could.

a: Shall we do something tonight
b: You beat me to it. Shall we go to Joe's?

by firestart November 26, 2013

You beat everything

A polite way of telling someone what a giant fuck up he is

joe: You beat everything, Hunter. You know that?
hunter: Oh, come on, Dad
joe: You beat every-THING!
hunter: Ah, geez...

by thurb August 08, 2021

Beat it before you Meat it

Before you go out to meet a girl, 'bate so you'll last longer when you bang her later.

dude 1: Dude I'm gonna meet up with Arielle at that party later
dude 2: Aww shit dude you better beat it before you meat it
dude 1: haha aight bro

by chillchillchill February 06, 2011