Beaumosexual

A human-being by the name of Beau that likes it up the BUTT, in AND around his mouth, likes getting squeezed by mens thick thunder thighs, and sometimes even to get a little kinky in the ear. These beaumo-sapiens are very annoying and are very attracted to young boys named Johnny. They also think they are the coolest kids in their school and always try to deny that they are not "Beaumo" but no one listens. They use the phrase "My B". And for some odd reason these specimens like to hit their sisters to take out the anger and rage on the female race.

Oh My God that fag is such a beaumosexual.

by The Beaumosexual himself December 4, 2010

bearsexual

Bearsexuality is a diffrent way of expressing homosexuality, this term is used for pepole whom show romantic atraction or sexual atraction to men whom are bigger and hairyier than avarage men.

Man 1: Yo, are you gay?

Man 2: No im bearsexual

Man 1: What is that?

Man 2: A diffrent way of being gay.

Man 1: Cool!

by torstrom July 19, 2019

Bearsexual

An alternate way to say that you’re attracted the gay body type, namely ‘Bear’.

Mike : Hey Alex ! I think twinks are really cute ! What about you ?

Alex: I do find twinks cute. However, I’m definitely Bearsexual.

by Silverskull March 11, 2021

Bardsexual

Bardsexual is for people who love the Bard and of course, do the Bard. For Barding a Bard may actually be harmful to a fellow Bard, but that just makes being a Bard more Bardful.

“I love Bard.”
“Then you must be Bardsexual.”

by Anonymous Mate.247 February 10, 2022

Bandosexual

you are sexually attracted to musical instruments such as trombone, flute..ect.

He is so bandosexual, I heard last night he was playing around with his trombone!!

by Jesso May 13, 2006

Bendosexual

A Bendosexual is someone who changes there sexuality constantly. This is not to be confused with a novosexual as brendosexuals are just going though a phase. Brendosexuals will claim there gay and have always been gay and will always be gay then go out with a girl and claim they have always been straight. They are usually unpleasant people and majorly defensive about there sexuality. They are complete ass holes.

Bendosexual: I'm straight.

Person: ok... But wernt you gay yesterday?

Brendosexual: no, your imagining things, I've always been straight.

Next day

Brendosexual: I'm pan
Person: wernt you just straight?

Brendosexual: shut up! Nothing but love matters in a relationship.

Person: ok... Sure... How did you know u were pan?

Brendosexual: thought I was straight then I saw some people online talking about how cool being pan sexual was and so now I'm pan.

Person: are u sure ur not just pan curious? Like you don't know your sexuality?

Brendosexual: JUST GO AND KILL YOURSELF GAWD!!

Person: NO NEED TO BE SO RUDE!! your such a Brendosexual!

by Aim4insane April 19, 2016

beanosexual

Someone who is attracted to human beans (Twenty One Pilots)

"What is your sexual orientation?"
"I'm a beanosexual."

by IsleOfFlightlessBeans April 27, 2016