Beanpole

an erect penis

Man, I can't wait for that hooker to start jerking on my beanpole.

by missjess October 3, 2014

beanpole

After first being used as an insult directed towards one James Campbell, the beanpole has been accepted as a legendary insult.
The title of beanpole, now rests firmly under the belt of one Jack McGrory. Who is an overwhelming beanpole.

"Jack is a beanpole"

by Daniel Killen May 13, 2005

beanpole

A penis whose length is longer than its girth.

My girlfriend said when we have sex she feels like someone is poking her cervix with a drumstick. God I hate having a beanpole.

by hot_ham September 5, 2018

beanpole

a really wicked tall person, sometimes wears pink polos, is jewish and has moles, and goes to a school named after a wood eating animal or a woman's...delicates

"angus is the biggest beanpole ever. he's in eigth grade and he's 6'1"

by someone who used to like angus November 20, 2004

beanhole

To have a short and flabby penis. Also the hole is dismantled and closed.

Brent Cheetham wants bobbys beanhole.

by BeanHoleManiac December 8, 2010

beanhole

A nickname for someone or something curled up in a ball so that they look like a bean.

robin: stupid kitty. get up beanhole.

by jazzy October 18, 2004

BeanPole

(N.) noun; BeanPole- racial slang term used for a Mexican or brown person.

Obama was the worst president, he built more of the wall then Trump did to keep those Beanpoles out! Good riddance!!

by PolkaDotPassion July 10, 2020