Beanis

The measure of how far back you wear a beanie. The further back you wear it on your head, the longer your beanis is (usually measured in inches).

"Wassup guys, my beanis is 8 inches long!"
"Well, guess what! My beanis is 10 inches long."

by nikesbskater1997 November 21, 2011

beanitch

A person who dose not have a butthole

My father is a big beanitch

by Mr_beanitch.com April 10, 2022

Beanism

Beanism - big bean fetish. People who have been diagnosed with beanism, use beans as a currency, have beans as their device wallpaper, drink bean-made drinks, etc.

- Look, that guy has all his walls portrayed with beans!
- Probably has a beanism syndrome.

by ItzValee October 5, 2019

beanisk

where the boom bop comes from, but only after it has been in the presence of scrookulars.

1. Ah shit, where the fuck did that beanisk?
2. Oh da beanisk *in Borat voice

by Wait let me tell you February 18, 2019

beanisty

Adjective; The quality of being fraught with an overwhelming number of petty annoyances.

After missing the bus, having a run-in with your credit card company, breaking up your dogs' fight, an argument with your spouse, and banging your head on a cabinet, you might ask yourself, "When will this freaking beanisty day end?"

by J. Star January 9, 2006

Beanis

An abnormally large Clitoris, so large that it resembles a Penis.

"I had a bit of a near gay experience last night, was goin down on this girl and she had a humongous beanis!"

by Bernie Bernstein May 22, 2009

beanies and weenies

the combination of canned beans (maple) and cut up hot dog wieners.

Julien ate a big bowl of beanies and weenies.

by otter totter August 22, 2011