The beansman

The lad with total control of the beans and all of bean kind - ©beans2009

Wow, did you see that guy?
Yeah he's The beansman

by FargoneBeans August 31, 2017

Beanie Man Syndrome

Abrv. BMS. The frequent and potent finkel air excretion caused by ingestion of large amounts of beans and bean biproducts. Most commonly caused by excessive burrito intake. Syptoms can last for several days and can include diarreah, motorcycle-like sounds, and a trail of rank gas potent enough to clear even the largest of rooms.

"My friend is BMS'ing because he can't keep his hands off those damn Grandito-Burritos!"

by Shawn July 29, 2005

Beanican

Beaner American-individuals of Hispanic or Latino descent, particularly those that are from Mexico or of Mexican American heritage that have crossed over the American border to reside and draw off the American economy subsidies/ workforce.((Respectively)) Beanican's are the hardest work force of America!!!

Man you are being a real beanican today or whatch out for that beanican driver on the road.

by Beanican August 17, 2023

Benjeman Franklin

A man that has never died and will never die. Known as a god of all religons. Has the largest "male" organ ever known, trippling the size of ron jeremie's. Behind the assasination of both Abraham Lincoln and JFK. Master of his domain. Wrote both the Theory of Evoloution and Family Guy. Main advisor for Adolf Hitler, Jesus, Darth Vador, and Barack Obama. The father of "the most interesting man you will ever meet" from the Dos Equis commercials. He has his own religion and it is know as christianity. He also founded the Peace Corpse and Empire from Star Wars. Created the platipus and Man-Bear-Pig. His best friends are Kim Jong Il and himself. In the future he will be known as the leader of Robots and Computers of the Technology Revoloution in the year 3001.

Robot1: Benjeman Franklin is my leader
Athiest1: mine too

by Gregan February 6, 2009

Bonniemander

The Gerrymandering of a Congressional District by an incumbent that already enjoys a huge majority of party members in his District.

The incumbent Congressman did such a horrible job in office that he had to Bonniemander his district in order to ensure re-election.

by Glenn Ross January 19, 2022

Beanman

Beanman our lord and savior. He has created us and he has nlessed us with life, thank you my lord Beanman

Beanman is pretty neat

by Zachyboi Bennett November 4, 2019

Beanman

A term popularized by the BBC One show 'Eastenders' through late 2016 and early 2017.

'Someone who is characterized by submissive, disorganised, indecisive and sluggish'

"Did you see Lee yesterday at work, he is such a Beanman"

by OsmanTheAlpha March 22, 2017