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Beaned

oooo SHIT jaylen got BEANED
by headasskwasi December 13, 2018
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The state of being simultaneously stoned & caffeinated from smoking weed and drinking coffee at the same time.
I'm totally beaned from that Seattle Speedball I had this morning.
by DoppelgangerAlpha June 4, 2016
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An adjective describing a girl that just experienced a feeling of awkwardness and humiliation after making out with an awful kisser.
I felt so beaned after I let that kid make out with me
by yahoo456kia July 23, 2010
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a synonym for rammed ; tackled.
Yo my back hurts during PE Johnny beaned me.
by The Definition Of Finesse ; Me September 11, 2018
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When somebody eats a lot of beans and has fun times in bathroom.
Boy 1: dude I totally got beaned last night
Boy 2: omg bro that totally sucks
by Canned_Bread December 7, 2019
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To be wasted on Ecstasy tablets.
"I was WELL beaned last nite bruv!"
by sirdropsalot March 24, 2007
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Beaned - As in drinking coffee and getting high/hyper off of it.

Like Beaming but Beaning... u'know?
Man I am so BEANED from that espresso shot!

Dude Java Hut's Coffee gets me so beaned every time!
by oceanpearl January 27, 2015
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