Beach

When you take a shit, and the turd is so long that it goes down the hole, through the water, and rests outside the water on dry porcelin.

-I'm 'bout to go beach this turd right now.

-I just beached one.

-I've been beaching shits all day.

by shmeegan August 17, 2008

Beach

1. (Adjective). Something that is impossibly chill, cool, and sexy, with an almost island feel to it.

2. (Noun). A sandy area next to an ocean.

1A. "Jeez, that jazz bar by the bay is so beach. I feel like I could spend hours just dazed by it's chillness."

1B. "Did you see that girl's outfit? It's pretty beach."

2. "Let's go sit on a beach today."

by euromuzikfreak July 2, 2006

Beach

I blunt of weed

Hey man I could really go for a beach right now....

by MorgyMorg March 2, 2009

The Beach

Used in reference to the city of Colorado Springs, Colorado. First used by the rap group Andronicus, who are native to the city, in their song "Welcome to the Beach."

"Welcome to the Beach. We ain't got sand we got concrete streets."
-Andronicus, "Welcome to the Beach"
-OR-
Girl: Where are you from?
Boy: I'm from the Beach, girl.
Girl: Cool, do you surf?
Boy: Nah, I just kick ass.
Girl: Oh, you mean THE BEACH.

by Chalie Boy November 7, 2007

beached as

Basically to be screwed. Originates from a YouTube video parodying the NZ accent. Made by a pair of Australians, the video shows a cartoon whale 'beached'. He says to a passing bird 'Oh no man, I'm beached as!'

'I'm missed the last bus home, I'm beached as'

by cabbagetreekiwi February 24, 2009

Beached it

When a poop is so large that the poop is raised out of the water. Or it can be piled up out of the water, like soft serve.

"Hey Andrew, I just beached it!" -Ben

"Congratulations" -Andrew

by tahoe-chaz January 8, 2014

Beaching it

When you need to be doing something important, but instead you lay on you stomach, like a beached whale, doing nothing

Peter was supposed to be studying, but instead he was beaching it, and decided to watch Netflix

by C "Babyface" T September 8, 2011