The act of pelting a bagel at someone from a moving vehicle. Cinnamon-rasin bagels recommended. It is also recommended to have a fast car and a capable driver, just in case people don't like being hit with flying pastries. Face shots are the goal. Chest and back shots are acceptable.
Let's go bageling on Tuesday!
Roberto:"I have all of these bagels in my car, but I don't know what to do with them..."
Conrad:"We could eat them?"
Bruce:"Or we could go bageling!"
Roberto:"I have all of these bagels in my car, but I don't know what to do with them..."
Conrad:"We could eat them?"
Bruce:"Or we could go bageling!"
by bagel wizard December 31, 2012
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the act of running up to your friend and throwing/hitting them with a bagel. For this assassination to be valid, you must recite this saying to your victim, “you just been bageled fool!”
Sarah: Hey Joe, do you like bagels?
Joe: Why yes Sarah, I love bagels!
Sarah: *sarah begins bageling joe
Joe: wtf Sarah?!?!
Sarah: You just been bageled fool!
Joe: Why yes Sarah, I love bagels!
Sarah: *sarah begins bageling joe
Joe: wtf Sarah?!?!
Sarah: You just been bageled fool!
by mitchell_swenson123 March 30, 2022
Get the Bageling mug.Buying a bunch of bagels then going to someones house opening the door and then chucking them at everyone in sight!
That bitch Bryan didn't invite Taylor and Michelle to his guitar hero party so they went bageling instead, and they hit up his house... twice.
by asdsad January 15, 2008
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Get the bageling mug.the johnson country (ks) way of tp'ing. At the end of the day, the left over bagels at Einstein Bros. are given away. So people dumb them on unsuspecting yards. Like tp'ing put more expensive. Best done if it will rain that night.
Person 1: Hey dude, that ass Jake broke up with me
Person 2: Hey I got an idea, let's TP his house!
Person 1: No dude, it's going to rain tonight, let's bagel it.
Person 2: Hey I got an idea, let's TP his house!
Person 1: No dude, it's going to rain tonight, let's bagel it.
by bumblingbando May 31, 2004
Get the bageling mug.grabbing a somewhat chubby person's belly fat during the act of lovemaking until it forms a shape reminiscent of a bagel and proceeding to penetrate the hell out of the belly-button with your object of choice. objects of choice could possibly be a penis, a dildo, the one-fingered neighborhood kid, etc.
"I came home last night after a long session of bageling your mom."
guy 1: "Dude! What was she like in the sack?!"
guy 2: "Totally awesome man! She's really into bageling!"
guy 1: "Dude! What was she like in the sack?!"
guy 2: "Totally awesome man! She's really into bageling!"
by piemaster5000 August 5, 2009
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