Baneling 

A green bomb that will follow your weak armored dudes around and blow them the fuck up. They actually just want hugs; however, your silly bros keep shooting them up, hence the explosion. Some people think these little cute bombs are overpowered, but then again, some people just mass marines every match-up.

Hey look at th-
*Green cum explosion*

Hey, those Banelings are overpowered. Let me complain while I pump out my perfectly fair Thor/Siege tank combo.

Baneling by Anonymous Banana January 19, 2011

Baneing

To emulate the pose of Bane, super villain of Batman, from the motion picture The Dark Knight Rises (2012).

Stand tall, back straight with your hands clasped to the collar of your garment (preferably a utility vest or a tank top) or to any sort of vertical straps that run down your torso. You can tip your head back sightly, open your eyes wide or wear a pain killing face mask that covers your nose and mouth for added effect.

"Look at that guy Baneing on top of that bulldozer!"

Baneing by prach138 September 1, 2012

bageling 

you are Jewish, and you want other people around you to know that, so you say or do something Jewish in nature in order to drop the hint so they know you're one of the tribe.

bageling: "So I went to shul yesterday..." *glances from other Jews*

bageling by leahzzzz March 1, 2008

swanky bageling  

a rape kiss; an unwanted and unexpected kiss

Jack gave Cassy a swanky bageling outside the gym!

swanky bageling by FairyProtecter3000 March 18, 2009

Bageling 

When multiple guy friends get naked with their erect penises out while they have one non participant. For this, the non participant will need assorted bagels. The amount depends on how many friends playing, how many rounds you want to play, etc, but it has to be different types of bagels. Keep in mind, this non participant will also have the responsibility of getting, and keeping, the players erect.The non participant, or host, then proceeds to fling the bagels onto the players' erect penises until they can hold no more bagels, The bagels tossed are at random. When everyone can fit no more bagels, there is a random bagel chosen blindly from the remaining bagels. Whoever has the most of that type of bagel on their respective penis is the winner. In this game, the bigger, the better effectively with more room for bagels. So whoever said that size does not matter obviously never went bageling.

"Hey Will, let's go bageling tonight!" - Rob
"Sure man, let's give Mikey a call. He's always down to bagel." - Will

Bageling by RetsamEvals June 1, 2013

Bageling 

Definition of Bagling in English.
Bageling is the act of deliberately projecting ones Jewiness when in close vicinity to another Jew; in an attempt to let the other Jew know that you are, in fact, Jewish yourself; regardless of the fact that they probably don’t care. These projections can manifest through speech (Kanaina Hora! I forgot to buy a draidle.) Or, through physical actions (Overtly adjusting one’s Sheitel (dead racoon worn as a hat) while weighing a pound of flesh, cutting a hole in a sheet or making any other perceptibly Jewtonian action.)

Verb (Bagels, Bagling, Bagled)

reporting verb
Say in a blatantly Jewey manner:

With Direct Speech: “I’m a Jewishy Jew,” she bageled.

With Clause: She bageled that she won the Jew of the Year award from Jew Monthly.

No Object: They were bageling.

Transitive Verb:
In line at Sobeys, the yenta Bageled loudly to the unsuspecting young Rebbetzin.
Noun:
1. A person who partakes in bageling.

That’s a Bagler if I’ve ever heard one!

or

Bagel World is a place where, if you go early enough, you can experience 'breakfast bagelling.'

2. A bageling statement.

Mom, your Bagling is tiresome.

Bageling by Jewey Goldenberg July 5, 2015

Bageling 

The act of pelting a bagel at someone from a moving vehicle. Cinnamon-rasin bagels recommended. It is also recommended to have a fast car and a capable driver, just in case people don't like being hit with flying pastries. Face shots are the goal. Chest and back shots are acceptable.

Let's go bageling on Tuesday!

Roberto:"I have all of these bagels in my car, but I don't know what to do with them..."
Conrad:"We could eat them?"
Bruce:"Or we could go bageling!"

Bageling by bagel wizard December 31, 2012