Blaylock

Spontaneous vacation or illness causing undo sorrow to one's co-workers, specifically the midnight shift.

I got screwed and gotta work New Year's cause Prez pulled a Blaylock.

by cursedtonoend December 24, 2009

cunty ballocks

Someone who acts like Chris Molloy

You are such a cunty ballocks.

by buckweet1982 February 6, 2014

Blaylocking

When you're allegedly taking a "massive shit" but really you're playing on your phone.

" I told everybody I was shitting but really I was Blaylocking it

by ibbbqOrphans March 19, 2017

Blaylocking

When you're allegedly taking a "massive shit" but in reality you're playing on your phone.

Everybody thinks I'm in the bathroom shitting but really I'm just blaylocking.

by ibbbqOrphans March 19, 2017

banlock

Guy with a really small, limp penis.

He was pathetic during sex. What a banlock.

by JoeyisCool November 18, 2013

Blaylock

Material, only used to guard defensive forts or buildings.

it is guarded by a Blaylock

by Colour black April 29, 2019

Balockaye

A man named Blake who loves Key and Peele too much.

BalocKaye love stagecoach!

by Balockaye November 25, 2021