Bayley

A fantastic person
A bit on the short side, but in a good way
Very nice and kind, lovable person
Extremely caring towards others
An intelligent person
Simply fun to be around

She is such an amazing person, she must be a Bayley!

by HeneryFoxtro January 28, 2011

Eggs 'n Bakey

An equivalent colloquial term for eggs and bacon.

Usually: wakey wakey eggs 'n bakey

by Ruckus June 23, 2006

bakey bat

The ned word for baseball bat.
Cos they think it makes it sound cooler and more threatening.
Usually whipped out when someone is getting "fresh" or "wide".
And used to beat the victim viciously.

However can be used as just a figure of speech, no actual beating involved.

Chantelle: "You gettin' fresh wae me?"
Michaela: "Eh naw.."
Chantelle: " Well if ye ur, al get ma bakey bat oot oan you"
Michaela: "Soouund"

If she sends me one more application invitation I swear, I'll get ma bakey bat to her!

by Jm & Ca April 15, 2008

Bankey

A person typically 7 to 14 years old who watches media like: Battle For Dream Island, Logo/Windows evolutions and goanimate/vyond youtube videos. Usually bad grammar and can't argue but only uses insults and tries to be mature on the internet. Groups of them roam around on websites like BonziWORLD and Sometimes Discord. This can be a result of being neglected by family and or parents, or child abuse, sometimes even both at once.

Quit spamming your Klasky Csupo Logo Evolution Videos you fucking 10 year old Bankey!

by JyXDD June 13, 2021

Flakey Bakey

A person persistently known for bailing on made plans. This includes drinks, dinners or special events. Often this is accompanied by a poor or made-up excuse.

A tendency to bail.

"Where's Heather?"
"O she couldn't make it again, classic flakey bakey."

by itsmingusyoudingus December 14, 2012

Mr. Bankey

A green blanket that loves to have fun and makes youtube videos. He's abused by his owner, Brandon. When he starts a question he says Brandon? He loves his videos and his fans. He has a dirty light green coat.

That is so Mr. Bankey of you!

I love your Mr. Bankey coat!

by Mr.Bankey November 8, 2010

Bakey

To be high on marijuana.

Oh man, dave got really bakey this weekend!

by Velheka October 19, 2010