Battering the fish

The act of dipping your penis into batter and sticking it into a boiling pot of oil then having your girl not wash her vagina for multiple days so it secretes the stench of fish then you force your now deep fried penis into your girl's smelly vagina, therefore battering the fish.

Max: Bro, why are you holding your crotch?
Aaron: It kinda stings after battering the fish with my step sis last night.

by Mr Blev February 12, 2021

Battering the Fish

This is a sexual deviancy action which is composed of three steps. While having sex with a woman "doggy-style" you use your left index finger to "fish-hook" the woman's mouth. Second, once you have your "fish" on the line, use your right hand to punch her in the face with the intention of knocking her unconscious. Although it is ideal to cause unconsciousness with one strike, you may repeat if necessary. The final step requires a third party to be present. At this juncture, it is imperative to have a picture of your "trophy fish" to brag to your friends as they may not believe that you snagged such a lunker. In the final step continue to use your index finger to hold her up by the mouth (you may use your other hand to help alleviate the strain of holding up dead weight with your index finger by grappling the back of her neck or hair--just make sure it isn't visible in the picture) and have your friend snap a shot for posterity.

Ted: Golly! I am very excited to hang out with this lovely woman I met at the Creed concert last night! We shared a strawberry margarita together!

Harvey: That's fantastic! I will be over at 9PM sharp! I will have the camera ready after you finish Battering the Fish! We can dispose of the corpse in the morning!

by The Big Cheez August 26, 2013

Battering the lampshade

Akin to flicking the bean a term for manual stimulation of the female genitalia specifically the hood over the clitoris. Either as part of female masturbation or an act carried out by an obliging partner

Foreplay was amazing: I was battering the lampshade for hours

by csace April 4, 2020

battering a dutch boy

the explicit desire to bum a male

stosh wants to take part in battering a dutch boy

by getmehame June 21, 2021

Battering Ram

When a woman straps on a massive dildo and uses it on her mates backside, implying that the gates are gonna go down during intercourse.

“Here comes the battering ram!”

by Anonymous kink March 23, 2025

mexican battering ram

When one uses a frozen burrito to forcefully penetrate another in the orifice of choice with the sole intention of raising the internal temperature of the burrito to an edible level.

I was hungry so I gave her the ol' Mexican Battering Ram. Beans everywhere. Refried Creampie.

by afternoondelight77 July 19, 2011

The German Battering Ram

When a male or female inserts their fist in the partners stinkhole with a mighty thrust!

"You better watch out because i will suprise you with the German Battering Ram!"

by The Fister October 4, 2004