Mr. Bation

A chronic masturbator who denies jerking off and is an opponent of chronic masturbation.

Mr. Bation: <knocking on door> HEY! are you masturbating in there?

Mr. Bator: Yea, just give me 10 more minutes.

Mr. Bation: You sick little perv, real men don't masturbate. Hurry up in there all this masturbation talk makes me want to rub one off too.

Mr. Bator: How about you do me and I do you?

Mr. Bation: Would'nt that make us gay?

Mr. Bator: Yes of course

Mr. Bation: Well I guess having you jerk me off is better then masturbating since I don't believe in masturabation.

by masturbataj January 21, 2010

After-Bation Sensation

After-Bation Sensation (ABS) is the extreme sensitivity of the head of the penis experienced after ejaculation caused by masturbation. ABS may also be experienced following phallacio or any form of sexual intercourse.

Man my dick was mad sensitive after I busted in that chick's ear. You think she gave me an STD?

Naw man thats just After-Bation Sensation!

by JPizzle33 January 1, 2007

Loose Bation

1. The act of performing a means of masturbation and shooting off before you totally get hard. By the means of you want to hold a land speed record, or you simply cannot perform at 100%, finishing between 30% and no more than 65%.

2. The slang definition stating that something is cool.

Dude, did you see that?!?!?! That was some serious Loose Bation!!!!!!!

by Eric and Andrew May 13, 2008

Iraqi-bation

The process of stranglebation requiring a metal cable and crane.

Just when I thought Saddam couldn't take anymore Iraqi-bation, he came. And that apparently felt nice.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate July 22, 2016

The ‘Bation Blurs

Getting blurry vision after quarantine masturbating for 4 or more days straight.

‘Bation Blurs Noun- This dang ‘Rona virus gave me the ‘Bation Blurs from quarantine masturbating for 4 days straight

by Whannin March 24, 2020

grandmaster of bation

A grandmaster of bation is someone who is internationally celebrated for blowing spunk from his junk to virtuosic standards.

Often results in great riches and fame.

Fred: You remember Ned who used to live in his mom's basement and play video games and whack off all the time?

Ted: Yeah...

Fred: Well, now he's a grandmaster of bation and lives in a villa on the Riviera.

Ted: OMFG! I'm so jealous!

by scodder February 7, 2014

Mas-Toe-Bation

Someone using the digits of their feet to perform acts to make themselves ejaculate

The woman was a double armed amputee and couldnt get laid so she had to rely on Mas-Toe-Bation to bust a fucking nut

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021