Parked On Bateson Street

To be angry, furious, to be beside yourself with rage, consumed by anger and hatred.

“She was fuming when she got in last night, she’s a face on her like someone had parked on Bateson street”

“Come on mate, calm down, he didn’t mean to spill your pint - you’re acting like someone’s parked on Bateson Street

by MattersMore May 28, 2020

The Patrick Bateman conundrum

everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.

Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.

by n.zeck March 14, 2023

The Patrick Bateman

Lining the floor with newspapers and covering the bed sheets with towels followed by having sex with a girl on her period

Dude last night I did the Patrick Bateman with this chick.

by Peter Pecker May 29, 2021

Patrick Bateman

God.

During tough times I pray to Patrick Bateman.

by anakinsaber July 8, 2022

bakemono

apparition, phantom, goblin, monster, ghost

The bakemono appeared out of a hazy mist.

by Jenny September 2, 2003

Patrick Bateman finish

While taking a young lady coitus more ferarum (that's doggy-style) pointing to yourself in the mirror, just like Patrick Bateman does in American Psycho.
Mirror not really necessary - the fun is in trying to keep a straight face, knowing that she has no idea what you are contemplating.

See the film for a graphic illustration of the Patrick Bateman finish. Additionally, I will bet the world that every man who reads this will try this finish the next time he gets a chance.

by Undercover Lover April 28, 2007

bateman

A nihilistic upper-class male who cares of nothing but material possesions, looking flawlessly handsome, and making absurd amounts of money. One bateman is rarely distiguishable from another due to the fact that they wear similar clothes and all sport the same chic haircut. Batemans are inherently violent, usually on a combination of booze, coke, and/or pills, and are above the law... so beware.

"Have you met nick's brother chad?"
"The one that works on Wall Street? yeah...that guy is a total fuckin bateman.

by Matthew Benedetti May 12, 2007