A nihilistic upper-class male who cares of nothing but material possesions, looking flawlessly handsome, and making absurd amounts of money. One bateman is rarely distiguishable from another due to the fact that they wear similar clothes and all sport the same chic haircut. Batemans are inherently violent, usually on a combination of booze, coke, and/or pills, and are above the law... so beware.
"Have you met nick's brother chad?"
"The one that works on Wall Street? yeah...that guy is a total fuckin bateman.
"The one that works on Wall Street? yeah...that guy is a total fuckin bateman.
by Matthew Benedetti May 12, 2007
Get the batemanmug. "The Bateman" is a cocktail made up on the spot at parties.
Made by getting the biggest container available (usually a vase or jug) and you pour in any alcoholic beverages you have at your disposal.
The end result can be either really nice, or really nasty - it just depends what you poured in.
Made by getting the biggest container available (usually a vase or jug) and you pour in any alcoholic beverages you have at your disposal.
The end result can be either really nice, or really nasty - it just depends what you poured in.
"Hey, Doug, what is that you're drinking out of that vase?"
"This? Oh, it's The Bateman!"
"Is it good?"
"Hell yeah!"
"This? Oh, it's The Bateman!"
"Is it good?"
"Hell yeah!"
by GBateman October 15, 2008
Get the The Batemanmug. Named after business and life model Patrick Bateman, Batemanning is defined as the process of getting unbelievably fit and looking unbelievably good while doing important business looking things, watching stock quotes and making phone calls that bring in huge paychecks, all simultaneously or interchangeably and directly consecutively. This process must be supplemented with the most hype 80's music available, as well as exotic high protein diets and interaction with technological playthings.
Yo bitch, I'm sweating so profusely all over my hyper jacked body while I talk to this CEO on line 2 and the Dow just went up 300 points- take a picture of me Batemanning for my Twitter right now before I chop your tits off.
by BATEMANNING May 28, 2012
Get the Batemanningmug. A definition mainly limited to North-Western England (specifically Carlisle), "Bateman" is a male of legendary status in the lady pulling department. From "Daniel Baty" or "Bateman", whos record pulls in the 2005-2006 season are unlikely to ever be bettered. The male in question usualy also has a MILF for a mother.
by monkeybutler June 26, 2007
Get the Batemanatormug. The act of one attempting to plot, scheme, act, think or otherwise conduct themselves like Jason BATEman
by thisisclassmore April 14, 2020
Get the BATEmanizingmug. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, But there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably
comparable: I simply am not there.
kind of abstraction, But there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably
comparable: I simply am not there.
by I_onehit October 4, 2022
Get the Patrick Batemanmug. by Homophobic127 May 6, 2022
Get the Patrick Batemanmug.