batman drunk

Being intoxicated by alcohol to such an extent that you pull an article of clothing (shirt or skirt, usually) over your head and pretend you're Batman. Term was coined in an episode of Two-And-A-Half Men.

"While Jim was batman drunk he stretched out of the collar of his shirt."

by SpryOne May 19, 2005

Batman Day

A day that is fucking amazing and you don't know what will happen next. A day with no limits or inhibitions. a day where you may end up day drunk by the end of breakfast or have a great dinner with an awesome bottle of red and then have sex in public. a day anything can happen.

"Wow! I had such a Batman Day yesterday! I had four Bloody Mary s for breakfast, got naked in a resort hot tub, Drove around in a convertible with no pants on, showed off my ass to some cable workers, Made out with a hottie that totally flashed me at work, Ate a steak dinner with an awesome bottle of red , Had sex on a beach and woke up in a bed with silk sheets next to the ocean."

Or

"This beautiful girl I met having Lunch with friends asked me out! this is going to be such a Batman Day!"

by Romandell September 1, 2017

Batman Drunk

The level of total drunkiness where a person does totally stupid things that they would not normally do (i.e. act like batman)

Person 1: Dude, I drank a ton last night. How bad did I get.
Person 2: Dude, you were batman drunk

by Bogie182 October 2, 2008

Batman Dat Ho

When you titty fuck a girl, cum on her chest, then use the Bat Wing (From "Waiting"), and stamp that bitch's chest, which makes the Batman Emblem on her chest.

Last night I got crazy with my girl while titty fucking her, and did the Batman to her.
She loved it, BATMAN DAT HO!

by Travis Hale December 27, 2007

Batman Dat hoe

When You Cum om a girls face.

Brad fucked Carol And Batman Dat Hoe!!

by ggdrgg November 2, 2007

spiderman and batman duo

THIS IS A W DUO

spiderman and batman duo..? yeah they da best.

by yeahhhhhsirrrr December 16, 2023

St. Batemans Day

St Bateman's Day was the day when Dan celebrate the fact that he has finished ahead of Bateman in Fantasu. It is a movable feast, but usually falls in early January.

Wow, St. Batemans Day really crepe'd up on me this year

by Ddoreilly December 10, 2024