batmaning

When one is driving at night, turns off their lights and says "Batman".This dangerous technique is used to evade enemies in pursuit. If possible, pull into a dark side alley to let them pass. This tactic is useful for evading police as well.

"Dude, they're tailing us. What we going to do?"

-turns off headlights-

"No worries man. I'm batmaning!"

by dangles November 1, 2012

Batmaning

Finding out as much information on a person without their knowledge using mutual friends or social media.

"I met this really nice girl in class the other day. I think its time to begin Batmaning"

by MikeKeaton August 23, 2012

Batching Off

Another word for pleasuring yourself to orgasm.

"I was batching off to porno yesterday in my bedroom because I was horny

by YelloIamJeff May 25, 2008

Batmaning

Batmaning or to Batman someone is the act of talking to them for an extended amount of time. When or if they turn the opposite direction, mid-conversation, you slip away un-noticed and un-detected. This is the elusive art of...BATMAN(ing)

Batmanee: "So I was looking up pictures of cats the other day, and the weirdest thing happened..."
*Batmanee turns to pick up an object or look at something*
Batmaner: "Oh yeah? What's that?"
*He slyly slips away from the conversation, behind a door or a wall, anything that conceals his entire body*
Batmanee: "It was this picture of..."
*notices there is no more Batmaner*
Batmanee: "Ah shit, I've been Batmaned! I can't believe he was Batmaning me that whole time!"

by SUPERMANWANNABE January 28, 2014

Batching

Being single. Opposite of being in a relationship. Being a bachelor.

Are you batching?

by ;DD; August 2, 2008

batching it

playing the role of a bachelor (applicable to males and females) for a time. Temporarily single because your partner is away.

I'm batching it this weekend becaues my husband is out of town

by Twitlevee November 6, 2010

Batfacing

Batfacing is a facial expression of someone who finds something so funny and/or outrageous that they can’t stop laughing. In some cases the person may not even be able to laugh audibly and results in a silent shrugging of the shoulders and accompanied by tears welling up in the eyes.

Joe: “Did you hear the joke David said during class?”
John: “Yeah man, it was so good I was batfacing.”

by Cholohackett March 16, 2022