bassmaster

1: One who is skilled at bass fishing.

2: A magazine about professional bass fishing by ESPN Outdoors.

I am the BASSMASTER!

by bob September 8, 2004

assblaster

a fierce animal shits fire

look a assblaster

by dev ooff gang October 18, 2018

Assblaster

One who blasts ass, also must be a Canadian. Derogatory.

Man, that Canadian assblaster keeps misspelling things.

by YDNAANDY May 16, 2009

Bantblaster

The one guy who absolutely destroys the banter that's flowing thick and fast with a single misplaced sentence.

Guy 1: And despite that I still had sex with her twice that morning!
Guy 2: Hahaha! Speaking of doing things twice in the morning, that's how many times I brushed my teeth this morning!
Guy 3: ... You're such a bantblaster.

by thisnameisbeingusedbysome1else April 23, 2011

Assblasters Syndrome

An unwelcome case of particularly explosive diarrhea.

"Sorry about your toilet bowl. I had a harsh case of Assblasters Syndrome."

by Beertaco420 July 21, 2021

Assblaster

Where a man or woman bends over, while the other person gets on their knees behind them with safety glasses on and prepares for the worst. Then the man or woman blasts a big deuce into the others face.

Troy bent over and assblasted Sarahs precious innocent face. Giving her a very memorable Assblaster.

by Sarah the innocent June 28, 2010

Ballblaster

1. A toy that shoots balls.

2. When you unexpectedly get hit in the balls/testes.

3. When a person gives oral pleasure to your testicles.

1. I got a new ballblaster that shoots googolplex balls/second!

2. During my negotiations in Sparta, King Leonidas unexpectedly ballblasted me with his boot.

3. A hobo at the bus station gave be an exquisite ballblaster for an old dimebag.

by T4rd January 12, 2008