bartonian humor

a joke that is a obvious and blatant lie, often used by those with a dull-witted sense of humor.

Listening to a Bob Marley song and saying it is by Nas. <-- that is bartonian humor

by Tim Shlep August 5, 2007

barrian

This means you are a real ass nigga. You don't take shit from no one but you still care about the people around you, until they cross you.

Barrian gives no fucks

by Lil Black Boy April 3, 2017

Baravian cut

When you fly across 6 lanes of traffic Inbetween semi trucks with 5 feet of clearance speeding through traffic

Holy fuck boys that was the baravian cut!

by Toxic Tom October 15, 2019

Borrovan

It can mean anything. Absolutely bloody anything. Make up your own defenition, if you must!

"That bloke looks a bit borrovan, don't he?"

"Aye, proper borrovan that one is."

by ChrisIsTotallyEpic November 5, 2019

barborian

A professional haircutter who won't stop chattering about dull trivia.

He sat in the chair, prepared for the barborian to give him a trim and a temporary lobotomy. He did not care who Justin Bieber was dating, what next week's weather was supposed to be, or who might have a shot at the playoffs.

by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020

Barrowman

A 'Barrowman' is esentially an ageing, gay pretty-boy and is an overzealous and predatory 'giver' in an act of manly love between two men configured in the traditional 'Wheelbarrow' position.

Example: "Hey (very) young Scott, I will pin you down later for some manly love after you have finished waxing your bikini line"? "Bagsy I am the Barrowman of stone tonight - you can be the naughty sponge-wheelbarrow!"

by Paulus the wood wood gnome, the wood wood gnome etc. January 23, 2008

barrowing

Joining friends for drinks at the bar with the intention of them paying the the bill.

1. Jim is always barrowing beer right before payday.

2. Some bitches always be barrowing but they never come home with me.

by Jedi Joda June 14, 2014