Barrovian

A person hailing from Barrow-in-Furness on the South West coast of Cumbria. All of these people are their own Grandad, and due to the level if inbreeding that goes on there feel free to tell them this to their face, they'll never catch you. Unless of course you are in the water, then those webbed feet come in mighty handy.

Dave: Come on man, whats worse, being a Barrovian or the Priest of Hiroshima?
John: It's gotta be the Barrovian, I mean come on, if you'll admit to that you're definately a finger over the usual 10!

Barrovian by bassranger August 21, 2009

Barrovian Sweatshoppe 

The act of, while in the valley of Barovia, you have a vampire pressed intimately between a brown bear and a Goliath Barbarian.

The worst thing that could happen, is that we end up in a Barrovian Sweatshoppe

Barrovian Sweatshoppe by mxicofer December 9, 2022

barrowank 

having a wank whilst watching the famous, john barrowman

just gunna have a quick barrowank before we go and see john barrowman live in concert

barrowank by barrowman1 November 14, 2011

John Barrowman 

A hot, smexy, gay, scottish-american man-muffin who works in both TV and the West-End/Broadway on stage.

He moved from scotland to america when he was 8/9 years old and changed to an american accent due to being bullied.

He can switch from american to scottish in a blink of an eye. Bi-lingual.

He seems to be able to do almost everything at once and never sleeps!

His most recent work on UK TV would be- Portraying the character Captain Jack in Torchwood and Doctor who
And being a judge on the talent show 'I'd Do Anything'.

John Barrowman is an actor, proformer, singer, multi talented sex-god.

John Barrowman by JessTDa June 29, 2008

Barrowman! *shakes fist* 

a relatively new meme, spawned from Never Mind the Buzzcocks Series 23 Episode 12. The presenter, David Tennant (off of Doctor Who) would, after reading out an innuendo-based joke, would say "BARROWMAN!" (implying blamehood upon John Barrowman) and brandish his fist at the screen.

The meme now just represents blaming any problem you happen to have at the time on John Barrowman.

McFly's song contained the lyrics "there's nothing on Earth that could save us since I fell in love with Uranus. Which as it happens was a line removed from the pilot episode of Torchwood"

BARROWMAN! *shakes fist* *grrrrr*

Barrowman! *shakes fist* by Lord iEvil January 10, 2010

A Barrowman 

Happens when a striaght person has a crush on a homosexual man.

Originated when, gay actor, John Barrowman played the incredable sexy Jack Harkness on the remade Doctor Who series.

A: Oh my god, he is so sexy!
B: He's gay, you know...
A: Fine, I'll have a Barrowman

A Barrowman by Crikey3632 November 17, 2010

borrovan

Not in any conventional dictionary, and therefore a prime candidate for inclusion in all conventional dictionaries. As heavily promoted by Trevor and Simon.

"Borrovan isn't in the dictionary."
"You are correct. It is not."

borrovan by trashcanglam November 1, 2004