Barnsey

Someone who can't handle anything which intoxicates the body and does stupid things on a regular basis.

"Dude, she got her tits out and pulled a total Barnsey."

by isetmyfriendsonfire January 4, 2009

I'll be Barned

The expressions one uses to express their obsession with actor Ben Barnes (Prince Caspian, Dorian Gray). Mostly used by every normal girl on the planet and guys who really need to get a life. A take on "I'll be darned!"

"I'll be darned! Prince Caspian was a great movie. Ben Barnes was hot!"
"Then you mean to say, 'I'll be Barned.'"

by Supreme Dictator V June 19, 2008

barnesdrunk

Intoxicated to an extremely heightened state of drunkeness, usually in reference to one who can't stand up yet trys to fight everyone in sight.

"Yo Hick, if that Biddy tries to fight you just ignore him, he's barnesdrunk."

"Last night some Moxon got all barnesdrunk and boxed that Gibbler's teets!"

by Hurp July 23, 2008

BARNSEY

some who tells a shit story with no point or meaning and takes ages to tell it.

the BARNSEY- "did anyone see that ah movie with um that actor who ah u know"

anyone around yells: "BARNSEY!"

by thomas delong'e May 15, 2006

barsed

when you cant be bothered doing something derived from "be arsed"

"Would you like to go to the movies?"
"Nah, I cant barsed"

by timofie October 8, 2006

Barnesed

To be a ratfink, cop, snitch that sleeps with underage kids and Turkey bastes crystals

He's so barnesed out that he is elbow deep with that baster while bent over a toilet bowl.

by Sickoneforlife September 15, 2019

barned

to have a three-some with a horse.

dude did you hear about that girl and her friends who choked the chicken and then got barned?

by Jenn Thayer September 5, 2004